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10 annoying things that non-horsey people always say

This article has appeared previously with Equestrian Life. To see what is in our latest issue, please click here.

Laughing horse - Pixabay

The questions we are often asked are no laughing matter!

 

When they first obtain the knowledge that you ride horses:

“Are you a jockey?”

And then…

“Have you ever fallen off?”


When they find out you have your own horse:

“You must be rich!”

Shortly followed by….

“I rode a horse once…can I have a ride?”


On the topic of riding and fitness:

“But you just sit there don’t you? The horse does all the work.”



When you are trying to explain dressage:

“So you mean the dancing horses?”

 

Dujardin Charlotte, GBR, Valegro Olympic Games Rio 2016 Photo © Hippo Foto - Dirk Caremans

One of the best "dancing horses".

 © Hippo Foto/Dirk Caremans


 

When they see your horse with a fly veil on:

“What is that? Can they see through it?”



When they see your pony:

“How big will it grow? A pony is a baby horse, right?”

 

When they see your 15hh horse:

“Woah, that’s a big horse!”

 

When you mention that you are involved with horses and it just so happens to be Spring Racing Carnival time:

“You must be really busy with the Melbourne Cup and all!”

 

In response to a photo of your show horse:

“Why do you do that to their hair and what’s that shaved bit on his rump?”

 

 

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